It feels good to get paid for what I do when I do oh so well! For you finks who aren't familiar with the SoD or The Big Derboski, what I do is bring Surf from around the Earth and I'm the best at what I do! That's why I'm NUMBER ONE and the rest of yas... well, yer just scraping the bottom of the barrel! We're takin' over and there's nothing that you dumbos can do about it!
Can ya dig it? I don't really care if you do or not so just sit down, SHUT UP... and listen to the Surfphony of Derstruction SOULED OUT! It's best thing you'll hear all week HELL all month with amount of excitement you finks get by just planting yer keisters on the chesterfield! GEEZE
Hollywood is a sunny place for shady people and that's just the way The Big Derboski likes it! I'm just being all sleazy and greazy out here in Beverly Hills and I fit in juuuuuust right, dig? Because I am the best, I gotta make sure that I bring the best with me! It ain't hard to do when yer me though and I did a bang-up job of getting some real sleazy surf and planting right there in yer ears. You finks better be thankful for the quality of tunes I got for ya this time around!