UH OH!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, BABY!
DAG YO! The Big Derboski is out here wilin' in the nuclear apocalypse! How did I get down here? Well, it's a long story and I feel like regalin' this old tale so grab a seat, fink, cause it's time for a tall tale, ya dig?
OK so back in October during Count Von Derkula's nightmare mash on the Surfphony of Derstruction B000, I crashed the party to have a good time with all the ghouls 'n' ghosts. Never one to turn down a brew, I accepted a drink from Mr. Mephistopheles, SATAN HIMSELF. My judgment was a bit clouded from the bloody marys that Count Von Derkula was servin' up OK? So I downed the drink and, lemme tell you, I had one helluva hangover. Not only that but SATAN cursed the drink in order to open the gates of hell on Earth, using me as the vessel. This was documented on Episode 11 of the Surfphony of Derstruction but a little exorcising took care of that problem. That though was only one small part of the big picture though... The damage was already done even though I gave the ghouls a good ol' heave-ho and the dawn of the earth's destruction came to bear. I was not quite live but still alive on Episode 12 of the Big Surf to give you a low down on what was going down! All hell broke loose in Hell City and, as a professional, the Big Derboski sought to bring Surf to you finks despite the apocalypse... and here we are now!
The Big Derboski is back in the new year, THE YEAR 20XX to bring you more Surf from around the Earth, although the Earth is not what it once was... Oh no, it's now the NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE OH MAN!
Despite the nuclear winter that much of the world has been thrown into, I'm doin OK... good enough to bring you more surf on this full moon WOOOO!!!
The Chantays - Retaliation
Link Wray - Green Hornet
The Mongols - Nautoloid Reef
The Vice Barons - Street Action
Huevo Rancheros - Gump Worsley’s Lament
Bambi Molesters - Cecilia Ann
Jon and The Nightriders - Rumble at Waikiki
The Chesterfield Kings - Echo
Urban Surf Kings - Radar Range
The Reverb Syndicate - Escape From The Village
King Beez - Hellride
Riot - Narita
The Ramblin’ Ambassadors - Pine Beetle Express
The Volcanos - Krakatoa Surfquake
Mercury 4 - Werewolves on Wheels
Life is tough in the nuclear apocalypse but I think I got a solution to turn back the clock, if ya know what I mean... Wanna get in on the plan? Then you oughta listen to the episode, ya bum!! I don't plan on sticking around Hell City in this Nuclear Winter! It's hella cold and my leather jacket is getting frosty!
ALRIGHT IN OTHER NEWS and another world I guess... I got some good news from a fellow in a band called THE GNARLY ONES! He reached out to the Big Derboski and asked if I would attend his band's show. Well, since you asked so nicely, of course I will! I'm not just mentioning this band for shoots and gigs, nah, I'm letting you finks know that this is A NEW SURF BAND IN TORONTO WOOOOOOOO! I am hella supportive of all the surf bands here in the big city and it's great to see a NEW CHALLENGER on the scene!
YO THAT'S TOO... SWEEEET! Friday January 24 at The Magpie Taproom on Dundas just a bit west of Bathurst. Best of all... NO COVER! Ya can't go wrong! Don't forget to RSVP to the Facebook event, ya dig? I'll see ya there finks!
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT DON'T FORGET if yer feelin' like listening to some Surfphony episodes of 2013, you can catch 'em all at The Big Surf's mixcloud page right here. If ya wanna get up to speed with the current Surfphony storyline, start with B000 and work your way through EP 11, 12 and now 13!! WOOOOOOOOO! The Surfphony's got some BIGG things goin on' so keep tuned in!
Like the Surfphony's facebook page while yer at it! I post some cool stuff here and there and keep ya in tune with what's goin on!
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